In our opening contest, Narc kicked the crap out of himself to retain the Jobber Championship. The only belt in wrestling history were the Champion has to be pinned to retain it. Narc finished himself off by dropping himself through a makeshift table and hooking his legs for the pinfall.
Mr. Malicious flips John Cynic over his back, smacking face first on the ground.
John Cynic throws Mr. Malicious into a firecracker at ringside.
Mr. Malicious returns the favor by throwing Cynic onto another firecracker.
Malicious then used his own weight to hold Cynic down while the sparks burned
holds through Cynics wrestling gear and into his flesh.
Mr. Malicious rolls off a firecracker as smoke pours from his back,
Mr. Malicious' shirt was literally on fire!
Zygoplath's otherworldly wrestling maneuvers were no match
for Lightheavyweight Champion 'Cunning' Chris.